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Third down and fiv-- holy crap it's shooting at me!!!!

I first played this game when I was a young kid. That's a long time ago now, but there's one thing I remember clearly about Gain Ground -- it kicked my arse. Hard.

 

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It had something about a crystal? Or maybe it was a moon?

Yeah, we made up the second word because we thought it'd be badass

 So, Infinite Undiscovery. I picked this game up for a cool $30 the other day and I must say I'm enjoying it. But there's more to meet the eye with this game. You could say there's infinite things that you might undiscover. Uh... yeah.

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No-Play Review


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Rated R For Fantastic!

Almost every gamer dreams of working for a high profile company, churning out "stellar" games and (somehow) becoming famous. These dreams usually happen at times when paying attention could have been far more beneficial - like in classes. However, it's not always easy to stay awake and focused in class, particularly if you're studying something that doesn't interest you in the slightest.

Stick with me here, the good bit is coming up. The doco I had to watch today was about drugs. Marijuana, in particular. It was still incredibly boring, but it did start some kind of thought process - how could I work this into a game? Some dude was an activist that was pro-pot and all for making it legal, as you could tell through his interviews where he was as high as a kite. It ticked over for a while, when suddenly a brilliant idea hit me. Here's my brilliant theory.


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Metal-Flavoured Microchips

Have you ever gone to get a drink and thought it was something it wasn’t? That odd taste you get immediately repulses you, even if it’s something tasty. This is what happened when I played RoboTrek. Expecting it to be my fabled game, I was incredibly disappointed.

In this world, emo kids have orange hair like everybody else

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Three And A Half Dragons Were Harmed In The Making Of...

This is the first installment in hopefully a long spanning series which has absolutely no direction nor planning. I'll come here, talk about random games and you'll enjoy it, kay? :D

Have you ever played "Dragon Ball Z: Legacy of Goku"? If you're one of the die-hard fans who did, then you should probably spend some time outside. If you're one of the few who bothered to finish it, then, well, you need professional help.

Blasting dinosaurs for fun and profit

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